What does a fencing Redditor always do with their jokes?

Ripostes them

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What does Mrs. pancake say when you compliment her on her weight?

Thank you, I'm flattened! I made this joke up on my drive home and am very proud of it. You monkeys better find it funny!

How do you make a cat go "Woof!"?

Soak it in petrol and put a match to it. (This is a joke, not and instruction, Reddit)

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How many redditors does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to screw it in and one to take credit for it.

How many redditors does it take to repost a joke?

About four.

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Why did the fencer downvote my latest submission?

It was a Riposte.

How does a fencer earn their karma?

Ripostes.