How many redditors does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to screw it in and one to take credit for it.

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How many ants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only two, but you've got to wonder how they climbed up there!

How many people from rio does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian. Saw this joke elsewhere and thought i'd share it here.

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How many Northern Californians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Hella.

How many assholes does it take to change a lightbulb?

It doesn't matter, mine itches so bad it's on fire, providing plenty of light for everyone in the room!

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How many bees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but how do they get in there

How many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb?

Twenty-Juan

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Why are redditors American?

Because they always *tip*.

What's a Redditor's favorite food?

Copy pasta! I'm so sorry

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Why is Windows going from 8 to 10?

Because 7 ate 9. Credit to a guy I work with.

What's a cheetah's favorite food?

Fast Food!!! ... I'll see myself out. Credit goes to Safari Animals Oatmeal by Quaker.