Two. One to screw it in and one to take credit for it.
Just one, but they get extra credits for it
One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.
How many psychiatrists dose it take to change a light bulb? One, but the light bulb has to want to change.
Oh, it's a really obscure number. You've probably never heard of it.
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None. It's already lit fam.
Fedora Linux!
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Because you don't know who is going to make it to the end.
He wasn't peeling very well. Credit to my four year old niece.