Two. One to screw it in and one to take credit for it.
One.
None, it's a hardware problem!
Just one, but doing it will make them think they're going to be an electrician in the future.
None--He'll only promise "change."
Three. 1 to screw it in and 2 to talk about how much better Neil Peart could've done it
Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.
Because Redditors aren't known for keeping a level head.
Three. One to post it, another to post a better punchline in the comment section, and another to repost it with the new punchline.
Just in case they get a hole in one. Credit to
Fast Food!!! ... I'll see myself out. Credit goes to Safari Animals Oatmeal by Quaker.
