What does a Scottish cat say?

Mee yew!

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What did the Scottish man do when he ran out of pants to wear?

He kilt himself

Whats the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger sings eh you, get offa mai cloud, but the Scottish farmer says eh McLeod, get offa mai ewe!