How many do you want?
pictures clients acting like chickens after I click my fingers* I want to help people
Because he wants tequila. Literally.
A: Just one but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done everyone thinks that his last lightbulb was much better.
It doesn't matter, mine itches so bad it's on fire, providing plenty of light for everyone in the room!
We may never know the truth.
None, they'll just keep complimenting it and get mad when it doesn't want to screw.
Because they're sycophants!