What happens when a lawyer dies??

Who cares!

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Why is Halloween considered the scariest time of the year?

Most weddings happen in June.

What happens when there are two Islamic terrorist identical brothers and one is way taller than the other?

The Twin Towers.

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What did iodine say to Xenon when caesium died?

Well, I guess we better Barium.

Why was Jesus a virgin when he died?

Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.

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What is the slogan of the Mormon Church?

We don't care how you bring 'em, just Brigham Young."

How do Canadians take care of their skin?

Maybe it's maple leaf.

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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?

Your Honor.

Whats the odd one out ?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.