What happens when a lawyer dies??

Who cares!

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What happened when the man couldn't afford the mortgage on his haunted house?

it was repossessed!

What happens when you don't serve drinks at a party?

There's no punch line.

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Why did the Islamic woman die when she fell into the ocean?

She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.

What do you call a blonde who dies her hair brown?

A. Artificial intelligence.

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What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.

What's a man?

Dad: A man is who loves unconditionally , cares about you and protects you. Kid: When i grow up, I'll be a man like mom

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What did the lawyers say when they finished their basketball game?

Court is adjourned

Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

A. From chasing parked ambulances.