What do Dallas Cowboys fans do after th...

What did Josh say when asked if his sister was good in bed?

I Duggar."

How can you tell if a blonde works in an office?

A: A bed in the stockroom and huge smiles on all the bosses' faces.

What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)

What was the Preacher turned Drill Seargent's favorite command?

Present Alms!

Cowboy Jokes More Cowboy Jokes

Why did the cowboy ride his horse?

Because the horse was too heavy to carry.

Why did the cowboy get a wiener dog?

Cause he wanted to get along little doggie.

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

What does a Bills fan do when they win the superbowl?

He turns off his xbox.

Why do artists never win when they play football ?

They keep drawing !

Dallas Jokes More Dallas Jokes

What's the safest place in Dallas during a tornado?

The Cowboys stadium, the only place there'll never be a touchdown

How does Dallas Cowboys fans change a lightbulb?

They don't... they just talk about how good the old one was.

Xbox Jokes More Xbox Jokes

Why was the Xbox 360 named as it was?

Cos when I seen one i turnt 360 degrees and walked away Playstation for life xD

What do Dallas Cowboys fans do after they win the Super Bowl?

They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!

Super Bowl Jokes More Super Bowl Jokes

How do you know if someone doesn't like Football and isn't going to watch the Super Bowl?

They'll tell you

What did Superman get at the supermarket?

A Super Bowl

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How many Dallas Cowboys fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't. They just talk about when it did work.

What's the difference between a cry baby and Dallas Cowboys fans?

Eventually the baby stops crying