What happens when so-and-so step in the neutrino's urine?

He develops LEPTONspirosis.

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What happened when the Italian chef died?

He pasta away

How many IT guys does it take to change a light bulb?

No IT guys change light bulbs, they just keep flicking the switch on and off again until something happens.

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What's the difference between the US and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.

What is the difference between a yogurt and america?

If you leave the yogurt for 100 years alone, it develops a culture.