What happens when so-and-so step in the neutrino's urine?

He develops LEPTONspirosis.

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What happens if I throw up in the red shoe bin by the door?

Me: Why is your question alarmingly specific 4: No reason.

How many republicans does it take to fix a problem?

No one knows. It's never happened.

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What's the difference between the US and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.

What do you call a little square that hasn't developed its new dimension yet?

Precubescent