What happens when so-and-so step in the neutrino's urine?

He develops LEPTONspirosis.

Previous Random Joke Next
Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when a pope dies?

Another pops up.

What happen when you put Einstein in a -20C clean room?

You get a solid-state frizzicist.

Develop Jokes More Develop Jokes

What do you call a seagull that lives by the Bay?

I don't know, but it won't shut up about the app it's developing.

What's the difference between a yoghurt and the USA?

If left for 400 years, the yoghurt will develop a culture.