How do you stop a metal from rusting?

Use some antioxidants

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What has an N, an I, two G's, an E, and an R and can be used to describe people of a certain color?

GINGER.

How can you tell that a black person used your computer?

It's gone.

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What can you say in your defense?

ampndash Defendant! Stop clowning and sit down!

What do you say to Harry Potter when he has a mosquito bite he can't stop scratching?

Quidditching

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Why is rust on a car orange?

Because its true car-rot

What did the BMW say to the Audi on the side of the road?

Rust-in-peace.

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What is an MRI's favorite music?

Metal

What's your favorite genre of music?

Not Metal."