How do you stop a metal from rusting?

Use some antioxidants

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Where do Bees use the bathroom?

At the BP station. (thanks grandma)

How does a religious extremist convert an atheist into a holy man?

They use a machine gun.

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How do you stop a taliban tank ?

Shoot the Guy Pushing it

What does a Chicago cop say after emptying his clip into a fleeing suspect?

Stop. Police."

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How do you stop a metal from rusting?

Use some antioxidants

What did the BMW say to the Audi on the side of the road?

Rust-in-peace.

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What is an MRI's favorite music?

Metal

What do you call a laptop that ejaculates metal?

Computer