What instrument does Mother Earth play?

The Qatar.

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Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokmon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

What's the difference between Eric Clapton and a snooker player?

One plays with an electric guitar, the other a-cue-stick.

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What instrument does the uterus play?

The fallopian tuba.

What kind of fish loves to fix instruments?

A tuna.