What kind of fish loves to fix instruments?

A tuna.

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Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What would you get if you crossed a monster with the god of love?

A stupid Cupid!

What happened when the man fell in love with his garden?

It made him wed his plants!

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What's the difference between a piano and a fish?

You can't tuna fish!

What do you call fish that taste two times as salty?

2Na

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of car does a rich baker drive?

A Rolls-Royce.

What kind of medicine does Dracula take for a cold?

Coffin medicine.

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

How long does it take a tweaker to go shopping?

An hour 5 minutes for the Ramen noodles and foil. 55 minutes to fix the squeaky shopping cart wheel.

How do you fix a broken gorilla?

With a monkey wrench.

Tuna Jokes More Tuna Jokes

Whats the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a bottle of glue?

Anyone can tuna piano, but nobody can piano a tuna!

Why do fish always sing off key?

You can't tuna fish.

Instrument Jokes More Instrument Jokes

What did the tuba say to the clarinet?

Nothing, instruments don't talk.

What instrument does God play?

He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God."