What kind of fish loves to fix instruments?

A tuna.

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What would you get if you crossed a monster with the god of love?

A stupid Cupid!

Why do lambs go to casinos?

They love to gambol.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do you get when you cross a fish with no eyes?

PETA

Why did the hipster never catch a fish?

Because he didn't go in the mainstream

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of hair do oceans have ?

Wavy !

What kind of cereal do you find in a haunted house?

Cinnamon Ghost Crunch

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

How do you fix a car in India?

Get Atul to do it.

How many fugitives does it take to fix a light bulb?

1/3

Tuna Jokes More Tuna Jokes

Which is the saltiest fish?

Tuna

How do you check the intonation of a guitar underwater?

With a tuna.

Instrument Jokes More Instrument Jokes

Why did the cellist have to sell his instrument?

He was baroque.

What instrument do skeletons play?

A trombone!