What is white, 12 inches long, and not a fluorescent light bulb?

Nothing.

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What's white and 12 inches long?

Absolutely nothing.

Why are blondes bad a judging distance?

They have no idea what 12 inches actually looks like. I for some reason could not find a way to phrase this any better. Credit to my coworker.