What a crazy weekend! Me: *takes a knee* CW: What are you doing?

M: Protesting this conversation.

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Knee Jokes More Knee Jokes

What's better than being up to your knees in beer?

Being up to your nuts in cider.

How did you know I was a member of Al Qaida?

Was it my knees Do I have terrorist's knees Oh, the bomb. Not the knees then That's good.

M Jokes More M Jokes

What are you gonna do today?

Me: Shower. W: ...what else M: Make a new iTunes playlist. W: Wow. M: Might not have time for a shower.

What do you call Squidward when he gives DNA results for a living?

You call 'im Maury. :)

Protest Jokes More Protest Jokes

Why do you always see beggars at protests?

They're always looking for some sort of change!

What do laws and virgins have in common?

They're both there to be violated. (The sad part is that a Portuguese Taxi Driver actually said that seriously in a protest against Uber)

Conversation Jokes More Conversation Jokes

Why shouldn't you have a conversation under a tree in the fall?

There may be leavesdropping

How do you start a conversation about men's rights?

Mention feminism.

Cw Jokes More Cw Jokes

What a crazy weekend! Me: *takes a knee* CW: What are you doing?

M: Protesting this conversation.

Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.