What a crazy weekend! Me: takes a knee CW: What are you doing?

M: Protesting this conversation.

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What's in the middle of girls' legs?

Their knee.

What has two knees and swims in the ocean?

A Two-knee fish!.....

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Where is your unicorn?

Me: I don't have a unicorn. A: You better get naked and go into that Arby's and look for it anyway. M: Ok.

Why is the new Zork game rated M for mature?

I guess it's too grue-some.

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What do you call a bunch of liberals protesting the second amendment?

Triggered

What a crazy weekend! Me: takes a knee CW: What are you doing?

M: Protesting this conversation.

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Why shouldn't you have a conversation under a tree in the fall?

There may be leavesdropping

What did one pile of wood chips say to the other?

Nothing. They weren't mulch for conversation.

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What'd you have for breakfast?

Me: A bowl of Oreos. CW: Lol you mean Cherrios Me: No.

What did you do on the weekend?

ME: I baked CW: Nice. What did you bake ME: Me