What a crazy weekend! Me: takes a knee CW: What are you doing?

M: Protesting this conversation.

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Knee Jokes More Knee Jokes

How do you know a woman is wearing tights?

Her knees swell up when she farts.

What do women put on their ears to look more attractive?

Their knees. (Not sure if this one translates well to english)

M Jokes More M Jokes

How many Steam employees does it take to change a light bulb?

Honestly Im not sure, they havent got back to me yet. It's been 3 weeks.

Why couldn't The Doctor play baseball?

They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)

Protest Jokes More Protest Jokes

What do you call a group of black criminals?

A "protest" apparently.

Why did the film critic protest the new children's cemetery?

He's not a fan of juvenile plots.

Conversation Jokes More Conversation Jokes

What do you call a conversation between two people who are pooping?

Chit-Shatting

Why should you never tell jokes on the ice?

The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.

Cw Jokes More Cw Jokes

What'd you have for breakfast?

Me: A bowl of Oreos. CW: Lol you mean Cherrios Me: No.

What did you do on the weekend?

ME: I baked CW: Nice. What did you bake ME: Me