What a crazy weekend! Me: takes a knee CW: What are you doing?

M: Protesting this conversation.

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What do you call a man standing up to his knees in water?

Wade

What if my knees start to hurt?

Me to instructor: See what I'm up against

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Why couldn't The Doctor play baseball?

They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)

Who are you talking to in there?

M: *stumbles out of pantry with Nutella all over my face* nobody

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What a crazy weekend! Me: takes a knee CW: What are you doing?

M: Protesting this conversation.

What was the bear protesting?

his right to human arms

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What do you call a group of scientists discussing different ways to recycle power?

A conversation of energy.

Why don't other bugs like earwigs ?

Because they are always earwigging their conversations !

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What'd you have for breakfast?

Me: A bowl of Oreos. CW: Lol you mean Cherrios Me: No.

Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.