What's better than having a garbanzo bean on your face?

Having a chickpea on your face.

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What did the Middle Eastern dictator say after he had lunch?

I ate so many chickpeas, now I falafel.

What's the diffrence between a Chickpea and a Gorbanzo bean?

I woun't pay a 100 bucks for a Gorbanzo bean on my face.

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Whats the difference between chinese people and racism?

Racism has many faces

Why is it good to know someone who kicks ducks in the face?

Because they're always footing the bill.

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What's the difference between garbanzo beans an chickpeas?

I don't have to play $50 for a garbanzo bean in my face.

What's the difference between a garbanzo beans and a chickpea?

I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face before.