Why is it good to know someone who kicks ducks in the face?

Because they're always footing the bill.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why does Bernie know he'll win the elections?

Because his good friend Nostradamus told him he would.

Why isn't anyone afraid of China?

Because everyone knows General Tsao's chicken. Heard from a friend today. :)

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What's the difference... between a gazpacho bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a gazpacho bean on my face.

What's thr difference between the chinese and racism?

Racism has many faces.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What is the difference between a horse and a duck?

One goes quick and the other goes quack!

What do ducks get hooked on?

Quack

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What does a owl say when it stumps it foot?

OOOOOWWWWLLLL....

What did one cell say to his sister cell that stepped on his foot?

Mitosis.

Bill Jokes More Bill Jokes

What do you call a woman that sets her bills on fire?

Bernadette.

Why should you never take a swordfish out to dinner?

Because you'll get stuck with the bill, and if you don't have money to pay the restaurant will call the cods on you. Fin.

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why did the rockstar turkey get kicked out of the concert?

Because he tryptophan.

Why did Cinderella get kicked off the Basketball team?

Cause she ran away from the ball