What's long and hard on a black guy?

First grade.

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What do you call the first black guy elected to the White House?

Precedent.

What do you call a black guy who flies airplanes?

A pilot, you racist.

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What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)

What are the best ten years of an Irishman's life?

A: Third grade.