What do you get when you mix a rat and an elephant?

Who cares? It's a relephant.

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What do you get when you mix a broccoli and a melon?

The saddest vegetable known to man: a melonccoli.

What do you get when you mix triangles with Tumblr?

Trigger-Nometry

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Why does China care so much about money?

They can't resist all of the cha-'ching'.

Who reached the ground first?

Noone cares.

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How do you spell elephant ?

E-l-l-e-e-f-a-n-t "That's not how the dictionary spells it" "You didn't ask me how the dictionary spelt it !"

What do elephants sing at christmas ?

Noel-ephants Noel-ephants...

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What do you get when you mix a rat and an elephant?

Who cares? It's a relephant.

What do you get when you cross a Rat and a Mountain Climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector by a scalar. EDIT: changed multiply to cross.