What's the most dangerous thing in your freezer?

Ice is.

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Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer?

A: So she could keep the refrigerator cold.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

He wanted cold hard cash!

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Why did the blonde guy put ice in his condom?

A: To keep the swelling down.

What is the difference between ice and dry ice ?

Dry ice lacks of water.