What's the most dangerous thing in your freezer?

Ice is.

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What's the most dangerous thing in your freezer?

Ice is.

What did Bruce Willis find in the freezer at the morgue?

OC Icy dead people!

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What do a redhead and a freezer have in common?

They've both got ice on the inside.

Why do hockey players always make terrible birthday cakes?

Because icing is not allowed.