What do a sperm and a lawyer have in common?

A 1 in 3,000,000 chance of becoming a human being.

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Which animal makes the best pie?

A human.

What does Math stand for?

Mental Abuse To Humans

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How to have an unforgettable date?

1. Have a date. 2. Try not to forget it.

How many times does 1 go into 0?

As Many Times As It Wants!

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What's the difference between a horse and a zebra?

A lawyer.

Why is a restless man in bed like a lawyer?

Because he lies on one side and then turns around and lies on the other one.

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Why are condoms transparent?

A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!

Why is a man's pee yellow and his sperm white?

A: So he can tell if he is coming or going.