What do a sperm and a lawyer have in common?

A 1 in 3,000,000 chance of becoming a human being.

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What do cars and humans have in common?

We both burn gas.

What do men and sperm have in common?

A:They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.

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What is worse than finding 100 dead babies in a trash bin?

Finding 1 dead Baby in 100 trash bins.

What did number 2 say to number 1?

you're an odd fellow

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What kind of clothes do lawyers wear?

Lawsuits.

Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month's Christmas party, you could neglect to do your work around here?

Secretary: My lawyer.

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What do girlfriends and sperm have in common?

They both always seem to end up in your clothes

What do men and sperm have in common?

A:They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.