What's worse than ten children in one bucket?

One child in ten buckets.

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Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

Why do teachers use a bamboo cane?

Because when the cane goes 'bam' the child goes boo!

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What the difference between the U.S. Government and a bucket of crap?

The bucket

What does a piano, tuna, and a bucket of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Don't ask me about the bucket of glue though... I've been stuck there for a while