What did the children with no arms and legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

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How did Helen Keller break her arm?

She broke it trying to read the road signs.

How much did the skeleton charge for his excellent legal services?

An arm and a leg.

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What's the riddle?

What has a foot but no legs?

Which part of the body goes to heaven first?

A Kid replied: The legs... Because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING!! XD

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What did the deaf, blind, crippled kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What's the easiest way to get the chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer

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How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party ?

Chick to chick !

What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

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Why didn't the child in the secret society get a present for christmas?

He had been illumi-naughty

Why doesn't ISIS attack Israel?

Same reason children don't attack their parents...