What sits down but doesn't get back up?

A redditor.

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Why was the Redditor mad at Reddit?

Because it made her wait seven minutes before posting something.

What did the redditor do to a post?

He rEDDITed it. I'll leave.

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What's your heigth and position?

Pilot: Well I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left.

Why is it a tragedy?

Because a Cadillac sits six.