What sits down but doesn't get back up?

A redditor.

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What do you call a troupe of performing Redditors?

Cirque le Jerk

What's worse than a Redditor walking into a bar?

The Holocaust.

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What do you call Christopher Walken when he is sitting?

Christopher Sitten

What time is it when yo mama sits on a chair?

Time to buy a new chair.