How many clergymen does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Amen.

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How many rudeboys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twenty. 1 to drop it, 19 to go "Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up".

How many Russians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and other to drink until the room spins.

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How many feminists does it take to screw in lightbulb?

It doesn't matter how many you get, because all they'll do is sit around complaining about how misogynistic the use of the word "screw" is.

How do know a job's been done by a lesbian carpenter?

There are no nails, and no screws, it's all tongue and groove!