Where can you find a dog with no arms and no legs?

Right where you left it

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Why was little Billy so sad when his friends played on the swingset?

He had no arms. Sorry that joke was stupid, let me try again. Knock Knock "Whose there?" Not Billy

How did Helen Keller lose her arm?

Trying to read the road signs!!!