What does a good bar and a good woman have in common?

Liquor in the front poker in the back.

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What do a good bar and a woman have in common?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

Where's a lesbian's favorite place to shop?

The Liquor store

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Why did the lion lose at poker?

He was playing with a cheetah.

Why are proteins so bad at poker?

They always fold.

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What does a good bar and a good woman have in common?

Liquor in the front poker in the back.

What do a good bar and a woman have in common?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

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What does a good bar and a good woman have in common?

Liquor in the front poker in the back.

What's the difference between a flatfish and a good woman?

The fish doesn't know it's plaice.