What does a good bar and a good woman have in common?

Liquor in the front poker in the back.

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Liquor Jokes More Liquor Jokes

How much liquor does it take before you start telling racist jokes?

For me, it's about three fifths.

How do you make any woman wet?

Liquor

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Why are dogs bad at poker?

Because they wag their tails whenever they have a good hand. Why did John's dog win the poker tournament Because he's a Doberman.

What do you call a veterinarian who's real good at poker?

first post) Ace of spays

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What do a good bar and a woman have in common?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

What does a good bar and a good woman have in common?

Liquor in the front poker in the back.

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What does a good bar and a good woman have in common?

Liquor in the front poker in the back.

What do a good woman and KFC have in common?

After nibbling the breast and thighs there's a greasy box to put your bone in.