Where did George Washington keep his armies?

In his sleevies.

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Where do kings keep there armies?

In their sleevies.

Where do generals keep their armies?

in their sleevies

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What did George Washington have to do with Gorillas?

As little as possible dummy!

What's the difference between George Washington and Nicki Minaj?

Nicki Minaj never owned slaves.(https://www.youtube.com/watch v=Gr1p4KtgOXc)