Where did George Washington keep his armies?

In his sleevies.

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Where does the king keep his armies?

In his sleevies!

Where did the general put his armies?

In his SLEEVIES!!!

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What did George Washington Abraham Lincoln and Christopher Columbus all have in common?

They were all born on holidays."

When George Washington was a general why did he like to have dogs around?

They were very helpful during the "Roverlutionary War!"