Where did George Washington keep his armies?

In his sleevies.

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Where do generals keep their armies?

in their sleevies

Where did Napoleon keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES! Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter.

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When George Washington was a general why did he like to have dogs around?

They were very helpful during the "Roverlutionary War!"

What did George Washington Abraham Lincoln and Christopher Columbus all have in common?

They were all born on holidays."