George Washington Jokes

What color was George Washington's white horse?

Haha morons

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What's George Washington's favorite element?

Americium-1776

What would George Washington do if he were alive today?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Why was George Washington buried on Mount Vernon?

Because he was dead!

Where does George Washington keep his armies?

In his sleavies!

What's George Washington's least favorite flower?

Lie-lacs!

When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat ?

He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row !

What did George Washington have to do with Gorillas?

As little as possible dummy!

Where did George Washington keep his armies?

In his sleevies.

How did you do in your tests ?

I did what George Washington did ! What was that Went down in history !

What would George Washington do if he were alive right now?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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What did George Washington say to his men just before they got in the boat?

Men, get in the boat!"

What did George Washington Abraham Lincoln and Christopher Columbus all have in common?

They were all born on holidays."

What would George Washington do if he was alive today?

Probably get suffocated in his collapsed coffin

What would George Washington be doing if he were alive right now?

Scratchin' the inside of his coffin.

When George Washington was a general why did he like to have dogs around?

They were very helpful during the "Roverlutionary War!"

What's the difference between George Washington and Nicki Minaj?

Nicki Minaj never owned slaves.(https://www.youtube.com/watch v=Gr1p4KtgOXc)