Who is a battery manufacturer's favorite baseball player of all time?

Al Kaline.

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Where's the best place to hide an elephant?

Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?

What do women and floor tiles have in common?

If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.