What do women and floor tiles have in common?

If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.

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Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog?

A hen that lays pooched eggs.

How can you tell a mechanic got laid?

He has one clean finger

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

What's his name?

A man walks into a bedroom and sees a hot, naked woman lying face-down on the bed. Q: What's his name? A: Willie Turner Q: What's name? A: Betty Will

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What's up with that horse?

sees a giraffe for the first time Okay, what the hell is going on today

What time is it when 10 elephants are chasing you?

10 after 1

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

What are the four hardest years of a police officer's life?

The first grade.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How can the eurologist tell if he is looking at a man or woman?

Well, there is a vast difference.

What do you call a man without a beard?

A woman.

Floor Tile Jokes More Floor Tile Jokes

What do women and floor tiles have in common?

If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.

Why are most guys like floor tile?

Because if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them from the rest of your life!