What do women and floor tiles have in common?

If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.

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Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What did one brick say to the other?

Guess who's gettin' laid tomorrow!

Why did the chicken cross the road ?

Her: Because she had heard that the mayor was going to lay a cornerstone and she wanted to see if he could really do it.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What's the difference between Ice Age 4 and Batman The Dark Knight?

The kids walked out of Ice Age 4... Alive

What has a mouth but never speaks, Has a bed but never sleeps, And has legs but never walks?

amp;nbsp; A mute, crippled insomniac

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What is your biggest strength?

I am always on time." "And your biggest weakness " "I get annoyed when my dealer is late."

Who are the fastest readers of all time?

9/11 victims, they went through 87 stories in 15 seconds

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What is the difference between Christmas music and Kobe Bryant?

Christmas music will still be playing next year.

What are your intentions?

Cessna: "To get my Commercial Pilots Licence and Instrument Rating." ATC: "I meant in the next five minutes not years."

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman standing in the middle of at tennis court?

Annette!

Why are women so afraid of looking stupid?

Because they don't want the world to know!

Floor Tile Jokes More Floor Tile Jokes

What do women and floor tiles have in common?

If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.

Why are most guys like floor tile?

Because if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them from the rest of your life!