Why are all Stormtroopers virgins?

Because they don't hit anything.

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Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*

What's the only animal that can't get hit in the head?

Duck.

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How can you tell if your stormtroopers just played paintball in their freetime again?

You can't.

What's the difference between a Stormtrooper and a Zoo Keeper?

The Storm Trooper would have missed harambe