People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul.
Not everyone has been in an Airbus A380.
Snowballs
M: I'm starting a rock band. Neighbor walks away. That is how you get people to leave you alone.
The people of Ferguson.
Because they can't resist hitting the black ball.
You only have to hit the alarm clock once to make it be quiet...
Because even after he's blown his load he won't pull out.
You can throw your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you around for two weeks afterward
It got flagged.
They both want to unzip your genes! credit goes to Hank from CrashCourse on Youtube :)
ME: um medium well W: very good Me: oh god what have I just done
Judge:why did u shoot ur wife instead of shootingher lover Methew:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.
Judge: "I hauled everyone off to court" Doctor: "You're trying my patients"