What's the difference between U-Haul and Youtube?

People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and an Airbus A380?

Not everyone has been in an Airbus A380.

What's the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?

Snowballs

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why are you picking up rocks?

M: I'm starting a rock band. Neighbor walks away. That is how you get people to leave you alone.

Who burns their own city down?

The people of Ferguson.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why are cops so bad at pool?

Because they can't resist hitting the black ball.

What is the difference between a baby and a alarm clock?

You only have to hit the alarm clock once to make it be quiet...

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

Why does Bernie Sanders support abortions?

Because even after he's blown his load he won't pull out.

What's the difference between a blonde and a washing machine?

You can throw your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you around for two weeks afterward

Youtube Jokes More Youtube Jokes

Why did the video of the eighth note get taken off of youtube?

It got flagged.

How are teenaged boys like the enzyme helicase?

They both want to unzip your genes! credit goes to Hank from CrashCourse on Youtube :)

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

How would u like that prepared?

ME: um medium well W: very good Me: oh god what have I just done

Why did u shoot ur wife ?

Judge:why did u shoot ur wife instead of shootingher lover Methew:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.

Haul Jokes More Haul Jokes

What's the difference between U-Haul and Youtube?

People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul.

Why is my waiting room empty?

Judge: "I hauled everyone off to court" Doctor: "You're trying my patients"