Why are horses never overweight?

They're on a stable diet.

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What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

What do you call a horse that lives next to you?

A Neigh-bor. Sorry for my horrible dad joke.