What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

When is a dog not a dog?

When it is pure bread. Told to me by a friend.

What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog?

A hen that lays pooched eggs.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What did the horse say to the one-legged jockey?

How're ye gettin' on

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Fiddler on the hoof!

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

What are 3 two letter words that say small?

A: Is it in.

What it is, sweetie?

3: shouting I POOPED! "Do you know what a secret is " 3: whispering no.

3 Year Old Jokes More 3 Year Old Jokes

Why does the house only have one window?

Cheeseburger (joke from my 3 year old neice this evening)

What did you get me for Mother's Day?

3-year-old: A cake. Wife: Where is it 3: You haven't made it yet.

Understand Jokes More Understand Jokes

What is a world series?

I don't expect you to understand son, you are just a Cub"

What do you call empathetic bovine?

understand bull

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What sound does a racist machine gun make?

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

What sound does a baby make when you put it in a microwave?

I don't know....I was too busy masterbating.

Somebody Jokes More Somebody Jokes

What do a hurricane and a divorce in Virginia have in common?

Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!

How many redditors does it take to screw in a new lightbulb?

Zero. Somebody already did it.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What did the pig do when a beetle landed in his feed trough?

He ate it quickly before the others could ask him to share.

What do you call a pig with three eyes ?

Piiig

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What did the pig say on a hot summer day?

I'm bacon!

What kind of tree smells like bacon?

Original ) A Porcupine!

Neigh Jokes More Neigh Jokes

What did the horse get on his oral exam?

A-neigh

What's Sarah Jessica Parker's favorite dance move?

The Neigh Neigh.