Why are there three letters missing from the alphabet?

Because Charlie Sheen has HIV.

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How do you know that an Asian has robbed your house?

Your mailbox is missing!

What if the missing plane is still up there?

What " Did you check the sky "No." See, this is why you'll never advance, Kevin.

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What do you get?

A solipsistic Alphabet.

What letters are not in the alphabet?

The ones in the mail of course!

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What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers ?

Fang letters !

What are two letters a Brit can't live without?

T and Qs.

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Why is Charlie Sheen always seen smiling?

Because he's so damn positive!

Why can't Charlie Sheen finish the alphabet?

Because when he gets to 'P' it burns.

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What is the most positive thing in a ghetto?

HIV

How did David Copperfield get HIV?

From doing Magic.