What did the sniper say to his wife when he came back from work?

I missed you

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What do you call a steak that is a girl?

Miss.Steak

What did JFK Jr miss most about Martha's Vineyard?

The runway

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Where does Khal Drogo keep his DVDs?

In Yeah you'd probably only get this if you read ASOIF but the joke came to me randomly.

Why do women love Jordan Spieth?

Because he came second.

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Why did the chicken cross my wife?

Because I ran her over in the street.

Why did the programmer get a job working with big data when his wife died?

He just needed a little bit of Clojure.

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What's the similarity between communism and a pencil?

They both only really work on paper

How does the Addidas executive work through the night?

Three lines

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What is an Iraqi children on a playground doing?

He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.

Why can't you get drunk with a sniper?

Because they are usually done after one or two shots.