Why are you always pushing me around and talking behind my back?

I said, "well, you are in a wheelchair".

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What does a parrot named Larry talk about?

Vocabulary

What would gold say if it could talk?

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How do you stop an Ethiopian tank with a gun?

Shoot the people pushing it.

What do you get when you push a piano down a mining shaft?

A flat minor.

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What do you call a guy in a wheelchair?

Whatever you like, what's he going to do about it anyway?

Why do they allow people in wheelchairs to bring carry-ons onto a plane?

Aren't they themselves a carry-on?