Why do black people always die first in scary movies?

Because they never run from nothin but the police

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What's the most dangerous animal in Africa?

Black people. (Slightly Racist I know)

Why do black people call each other "son"?

Well, you never know!

Police Jokes More Police Jokes

Why did the french chef go to the police?

Escargot stolen.

What do driving and dating have in common?

Both end up with you being chased by the police if you go too fast.

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Why did the man drowning in the Nile River think he wasn't going to die?

Because he was in de-nile.

What does mosquito say when its parents die?

shhhhhh.....it !!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.

How far can a rabbit run into the woods?

Halfway. After that she's running out of the woods.

Scary Movie Jokes More Scary Movie Jokes

What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*

Why do black people always die first in scary movies?

Because they never run from nothin but the police