Why can't a Christmas tree walk?

Because it ." "Ugh, that's so ."

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Why do cows need four legs to walk?

Because they lactose. Moo

What has two eyes but can't see, two wings but can't fly, and two legs but can't walk?

A dead bird.

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What did Adam say to Eve on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve."

What types of trees never get Christmas presents?

Knotty Pines.

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What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.

What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with an iPad?

A pineapple