Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ?

They both drop their needles !

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What did the snowman say when he got coal for Christmas?

I can see!

What game do M Night Shymalan's family play at Christmas?

Secret Satan.

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What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

What's the difference between a baby and a pound of coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.

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What do Justin Beiber and Christmas trees have in common?

Their balls are only for decoration.

What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with an iPad?

A pineapple

Needle Jokes More Needle Jokes

What do you get when you take a needle to a balloon filled with yogurt?

pop culture

Why would a needle even be in a haystack?

Who sews in a barn