Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ?

They both drop their needles !

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What's Rick Grimes' favorite holiday?

Christmas, Carl

What does Paul Inces mum make for Christmas?

Ince pies!

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What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*

What did Pontius Pilate say to Jesus?

If you drop that damn Cross again you are out of my Parade.

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What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.

What does a priest and a christmas tree have in common?

The balls are for decoration!

Needle Jokes More Needle Jokes

What do you get when you take a needle to a balloon filled with yogurt?

pop culture

How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.