Why can't you email a picture to a jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

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Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself in her room?

A: So she could use it as a mirror.

Why do you want to participate in this guerrilla war?

Me: picturing myself leading an army of gorillas into battle "Independence."

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How do Buddhist monks send emails?

They remove all attachments.

How do you email a sandwich?

In bytes.