How are you doing this morning?

Me: *finishing hanging bag of coffee upside down like an IV and tying my arm off* Fine, you

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

Cancer. :(

What happened to the Arm &amp?

Hammer Deodorant car?

Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

Why does coffee take so long to make in a purcolator?

Because it's not called a purconow.

Why can't the Transistor drink any more coffee?

Because it keeps Peein' n peein'

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why don't people hang out with the mushroom?

He isn't a fungi.

Why wasn't Jesus any good at math?

Because he always seemed to get hung up on addition.

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

How did the Catholic Priest finish the marathon?

He was second to Nun.

What did the doctor do after he finished reading the book?

He removed the appendix!

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What's the inscription on dead blues-singers tombstones?

A: "I didn't wake up this morning..."

What did the rising sun say to the morning dew?

You will be mist.

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

What did Katy Perry steal from Dr. Frankenstein's closet?

The Tie of the Igor.

How did Adolf tie his shoes?

With two knotzies.

Iv Jokes More Iv Jokes

Why do I always sit in the back of an airplane?

Cos iv never heard of an airplane reverse into a mountain... ill help myself out...

Why were the Star Wars made IV, V, VI, I, II, III?

Because in charge of distribution, Yoda was.

Fine Jokes More Fine Jokes

How are you doing this morning?

Me: *finishing hanging bag of coffee upside down like an IV and tying my arm off* Fine, you

What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.