Me: *finishing hanging bag of coffee upside down like an IV and tying my arm off* Fine, you
A man holding an aardvark.
She tried to read a road sign going 45mph
Private employee starts work checking email. Public official starts works making a coffee.
With Starbucks!
Carbon Dating.
If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn't be hanging around this hole!
I drew drew
Kim Kardashian's face.
Because she has two faces.
A: She opens the car door.
He never does it with a four-in (foreign)-hand.
Officer: You ordered me to get a line on the suspect.
Iv never had a garbanzo bean on my face.
He parked on a yellow lion !
Because it's re-fined!
