Why can't your jokes ever make NRA members laugh?

Because jokes don't make people laugh, people make people laugh.

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What did people call the Nutty Professor before he became a professor?

Mr. Peanut

What do you call something that makes fun of people and can fly?

A mocking bird!

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Why couldn't the octopus stop laughing?

Because it had ten tickles

Why did Leonardo Di Caprio laugh at the Oscar joke?

He finally got it!

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Why should you never mention the number 288?

Because it's two gross! (A gross is a measurement unit for "144". So 2 * 144 = 288. Or "two gross".)

Why do I not laugh at your jokes anymore?

Because I've "reddit" before

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What do NRA members and the UCC shooting victims have in common?

Both will never get a college degree.

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb?

More guns.

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How many NRA members does it take to change a light bulb?

A: More guns.

How many NRA members does it take to stop a 6-year-old paraplegic from stealing a candy bar?

Nobody knows - they usually lose count at 800 rounds.