Why can't your jokes ever make NRA members laugh?

Because jokes don't make people laugh, people make people laugh.

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Why do people dislike going to the dentist?

Because he is boring.

How can people get engaged after dating less than a year?

You haven't seen their fall wardrobe yet and tbh it could be a deal breaker

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How do normal people vs feminists laugh?

Normal People: HeHeHe... Feminist: SheSheShe..

What does it take to make a squid laugh?

Ten tickles.

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Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

How many religious people does it take to change a light bulb?

This is a joke I came up with. Q: How many religious people does it take to change a light bulb? A: There's no need to change it when you can easily convince everyone that it still works, but they've gone blind.

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How many NRA spokesmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

More guns!

What's the difference between David Blaine and the NRA?

The former has a cunning array of stunts

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How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb?

More guns.

How many NRA members does it take to change a light bulb?

A: More guns.