Because jokes don't make people laugh, people make people laugh.
Mr. Peanut
A mocking bird!
Because it had ten tickles
He finally got it!
Because it's two gross! (A gross is a measurement unit for "144". So 2 * 144 = 288. Or "two gross".)
Because I've "reddit" before
Both will never get a college degree.
More guns.
A: More guns.
Nobody knows - they usually lose count at 800 rounds.