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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do cemeteries have fences?

Because people are dying to get in.

Why are cemeteries surrounded with walls?

Because people are dying to get in there.

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What do you call an aligator that likes to wear vests when no one else is around?

A private investigator.

What do you call an earl grey that likes role play?

Not-tea

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How did one pothead greet the other?

High

How do 2 psychics greet each other?

Hello, how am I " "You're fine, how am I "

Instagram Jokes More Instagram Jokes

What did the girl say when she saw a photo on Instagram of an attractive couple at brunch?

Bae-goals

Where do chicken strips find love?

Chicken tinder Thank you, to Popeye's Louisiana Kitchen's official Instagram for this gem

Waiter Jokes More Waiter Jokes

What did the Australian Chess player say to the waiter?

Cheque, mate!

Why did the undercover cop pose as a waiter?

So he could protect and serve.