What would you like to Instagram?

how waiters should greet people

Previous Random Joke Next

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do some people love their VW diesel cars?

Well, it's the official car of the New England Patriots after all.

Why do people with no arms have difficulty remembering?

Because they can't put their finger on it.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Where do cows like to ride on trains?

In the cow-boose.

What does Fabrizio like to put on his sandwiches?

Mustardo!

Greet Jokes More Greet Jokes

How does a Redditor greet a woman from Kuala Lumpur?

M'alaydy

How to cats greet each other at Christmas ?

A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year" !

Instagram Jokes More Instagram Jokes

How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.

How did the girl with fetal alcohol syndrome tag a picture of herself on instagram?

nophiltrum

Waiter Jokes More Waiter Jokes

Why does your sign say "Fine Dining"?

Waiter: We can dream can't we

How does the chef prepare the chicken?

The waiter replies, "He looks it straight in the eye and says, 'You're gonna die.'"