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how waiters should greet people

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People Jokes More People Jokes

How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

What do disabled people get when there's a fire in the building?

Left behind

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What do you call a duck that likes to steal?

A Robber Ducky!

What gift would you like to receive during the St. Valentine's Day?

Well, I don't know" she answers shyly. "OK, that I give you another year to think about it..."

Greet Jokes More Greet Jokes

How do Soviet prison mates greet each other?

Gulag to you too.

How did one gold atom greet the other gold atom?

ey you.

Instagram Jokes More Instagram Jokes

Why did the creepy hipster get arrested?

because he was following people before instagram

Why was the Instagram star so bad at making coffee?

Because she used #nofilter

Waiter Jokes More Waiter Jokes

Why do waiters like Gorillas better than flies?

Did you ever hear a customer complain 'Waiter there's a Gorilla in my soup!'

Whenever a waiter asks, "Do you want to hear about our specials?

push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."