Why Cant Girls Count To 70?

Because 69 is a mouthful

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Why can't Ms. Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she has a Frog in her throat.

Why Cant Girls Count To 70?

Because 69 is a mouthful

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When is a product with 70% less salt a bad thing?

When you're buying salt.

Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because every time she reaches 69 she gets a frog in her throat.