When you're buying salt.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Because every time she reaches 69 she gets a frog in her throat.
Because when she gets to 69 she ends up with a frog in her throat.
To be a star on Broadway Creds to That 70's Show S04 E6
Cause 69's a mouthful!
There were 3 car accidents in Mexico 70 people died. What do you call a bunch of black people in a swimming pool? Coco puffs.
70 because after 69 your mouth's full.
Because 68 69 70.
Because 69 is a mouthful
She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.
Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
All girls want 70 things in their life 1. Shopping Rest are "69"
Because when she gets to 69 she has a Frog in her throat.
General
10 books of Snow Whites
70. Cooking and 69.
An alligator. Now what have 2 teeths and 70 eyes -A retirement home.
Your honor.
Student: I don't know. Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.
Jose and Hose B
Because if they had 4 doors they would be chicken sedans.
Drunk people are found bars. Black people are found them.
They're both manicures
She was feeling Sleepy.
Snow White had the excuse of being asleep before letting seven in.
Because they can't even.
Follow the slime trail.
I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.
A skeleTon
A: Because if they get lost it takes ages before anyone notices that they're missing.
I was missing the important Bits.
