Why did Batman go to the corner store?

FOR JUST ICE

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Where does Batman go to get a haircut?

Batman-do

What did Batman say when he went to the butcher?

Got Ham?

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How much ice does it take to preserve a dead body?

I ask on twitter because googling it gets people caught.

How do you get a polar bear in the water?

First, you cut a hole in the ice, then you sprinkle some pees around the hole. When the polar bear goes to take a pee, you kick him in the ice hole!