How much ice does it take to preserve a dead body?

I ask on twitter because googling it gets people caught.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why did Frosty drop his pants?

Because he's a pervert that likes showing people his snowballs.

Why do people like r/citrus?

It's sublime

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Why was the baker happy when his pie caught fire in the oven?

He was a pieromaniac.

What's something that you can catch but not throw?

feelings. T.T

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How do you tell the difference between a Fabric Designer and a Science Professor?

Ask them to pronounce "LATEX"

What's the best joke you know that's kid-safe?

I know plenty of raunchy jokes, but was asked this recently and came up blank

Twitter Jokes More Twitter Jokes

Why don't Game of Thrones characters tweet with Twitter?

They were ravin' with Raven.

What climate scientist does Disney follow on twitter?

The rogue one

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What is the most searched word on Bing?

Google.

What do you use to search for anime in Google?

Weabooleans

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What's the difference between a musician and a dead body?

One composes, the other decomposes...

What do you call a dead body and two planks?

A "Build your own Jesus" kit.

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What kind of money do snowmen use?

Iced lolly.

What game do two strangers with Social Anxiety play?

Don't Break the Ice