How much ice does it take to preserve a dead body?

I ask on twitter because googling it gets people caught.

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Why do people at work always laugh at my jokes?

Because they're paid to.

What should you do when people talk behind your back?

Fart

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Why did the Chemistry Teacher go to Jail?

He got caught giving alcohol to minors.

What do you call someone who keeps trying to catch your interest even though you already said you're not interested several times?

Windows 10.

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Why wouldn't you ask the zebra for music advice?

Because he only knows about The White Stripes.

What did the US President with Alzheimer's ask his wife?

Who are you

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Why did I join Twitter?

Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out.

Why does Brendon Rodgers hate Twitter?

It only allows 140 characters

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Who has the better search engine: Yahoo, Google, or Microsoft?

I dunno. Let's google it!

Why did the cow get a job at Google?

Because she was out standing in her field.

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What is the best place to hide a dead body?

On the second page of google.

What's Alderaan's main export?

Dead bodies.

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Why did the fisherman drill a hole in the ice?

For the Halibut

What does a Polish guy do on the ice?

He breaks in.