Why did the drunk guy call the sheep Legolas?

Because it was a cloud

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Why was the baby elf sad?

Because he was Legolas

What do you call a paraplegic archer?

Legolas.

Cloud Jokes More Cloud Jokes

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish Highlander?

Mick Jagger sings, "Hey you, get off of my cloud . . ", while the Scottish Highlander yells, "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

What did one cloud of fog say to the other?

I don't know. It's a Mistery.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a holiday resort ?

The Baaahaaamaaas !

What Do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a Sheep?

A WOOLY JUMPER :)