Legola Jokes

Why was Orlando Bloom sad when he realised he wasn't able to build small toy houses?

Because he was Legolas.

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Why did the drunk guy call the sheep Legolas?

Because it was a cloud

Why was the baby elf sad?

Because he was Legolas

What do you call an Irish snake in Lord of the Rings?

Legolas

What do you call a woodland elf without any connecting plastic bricks to play with?

Legolas

What do you call an elf who lost all his toys?

Legolas

What do you call a paraplegic archer?

Legolas.

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What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a scottish sheep herder?

One says, "hey, you! Get off my cloud!", and the other one says, "hey, McCloud! Get off of my ewe!"

How can you tell if it is a Salvador Dali painting?

One of the clouds in the background is blowing another one.

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What drug does the lord use to get work done?

God speed.

Why is God depressed?

Imagine...*You* Being God, the Lord, Him... But imagine us.

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

Why do new Irish mothers keep dying?

Because they lack taters

What do the Irish hate more than potatoes?

No potatoes.

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Why did Ayn Rand lose the pool tournament?

She wouldn't play on a regulation size table

What happened when the man lost his suspenders?

He became one of those For Whom the Belt Holds

Elf Jokes More Elf Jokes

What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve?

ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone sack time!!

What does Santa say to the elves after they make the toys?

Leave my presents

Orlando Bloom Jokes More Orlando Bloom Jokes

What do you call a flower in Florida?

Orlando Bloom.

Why was Orlando Bloom sad when he realised he wasn't able to build small toy houses?

Because he was Legolas.

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

Why did the boxer bring a bar of soap into the ring?

The referee said he wanted a clean fight. :D

What do you get when you step into the ring with Mohammad Ali?

Too soon

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What are the two biggest lies in Wyoming?

My truck is paid for, and honestly officer, I was just helping the sheep over the fence.

What does a sheep call a film it doesn't like?

a baaahhhd movie. ( )