Why did the Hobbit put his phone on silent?

Because he was bored of the rings!

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What did the Gorilla say to his friend when he called him back on the phone?

You-Rang-a-Tang

How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

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What did the author of The Lord Of The Rings say after he completed his books?

If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.

What do you say to a molecular biologist who's about to step foot into the ring?

Show him what you're made of!

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What kind of environment do hobbits live in?

A hobbitat

Which disease do hobbits fear the most?

The Bilbonic plague.