Why did the Hobbit put his phone on silent?

Because he was bored of the rings!

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Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

How long has your car been doing that?

Me: Hubs: The engine smoking at a stoplight Me: I dont know, I look at my phone at lights.

What do you call someone who spends the whole time on their phone whenever you hang out?

A phoney friend!

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

How are a grenade and a wife similar?

If you pull the ring off it, the house is gone

How's my driving?

sticker on her car. Her phone hasn't stopped ringing since.

Hobbit Jokes More Hobbit Jokes

Why did the Hobbit put his phone on silent?

Because he was bored of the rings!

What do you call a hobbit that looks good in pictures?

Frodo-genic