Why do Americans order their dates Month/Day/Year?

Because 11/9 just doesn't have the same ring to it.

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Where is Dracula's American office?

The Vampire State Building.

Why are European cars the lightest?

because there's no Americans sitting in them.

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Why were the people in the Twin Towers so upset about their pizza order?

They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane.

Why were the people in the twin towers mad?

Because they ordered pepperoni, but all they got was plane.

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What two things look exactly the opposite but mean exactly the same?

9/11 and 11/9 - darkest days in American history

Why do Americans order their dates Month/Day/Year?

Because 11/9 just doesn't have the same ring to it.

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What do you call a ring of iron atoms?

A ferrous wheel.

What do you say to a molecular biologist who's about to step foot into the ring?

Show him what you're made of!

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What do I and Y2K have in common?

Neither of us can get a date right

How do you date a ghost?

You 'WOOOO' him!