Why do Americans order their dates Month/Day/Year?

Because 11/9 just doesn't have the same ring to it.

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Who built the first American car?

Student: "Me Pilgrims." Teacher: "The Pilgrims " Student: "Yeah they made the Mayflower Compact."

Which American city did Japan ruin?

Detroit

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What was the last food delivered to the Twin Towers?

Pizza. Someone ordered two large planes.

Why were the people in the twin towers mad?

Because they ordered pepperoni, but all they got was plane.

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Why do Americans order their dates Month/Day/Year?

Because 11/9 just doesn't have the same ring to it.

What two things look exactly the opposite but mean exactly the same?

9/11 and 11/9 - darkest days in American history

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What do women and hand grenades have in common?

When you pull the ring off, your house goes away

What do you say to a molecular biologist who's about to step foot into the ring?

Show him what you're made of!

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What do you call a dating app for neckbeards?

Tipper.

Why couldn't the banana get a date?

It didn't have a peel.