Why do Americans order their dates Month/Day/Year?

Because 11/9 just doesn't have the same ring to it.

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What's the difference between Americans and Brits?

Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time.

Where is the lift?

American: You mean the elevator? English: Yes, we call it a lift. American: It's called an elevator. We invented it. English: And we invented the language.

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How fast can you order a pizza?

HER: I don't- ME: *hits buzzer* NEXT

Why is the Statue of Liberty a woman?

Because the head had to be empty in order to build a restaurant.

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Why do Americans order their dates Month/Day/Year?

Because 11/9 just doesn't have the same ring to it.

What two things look exactly the opposite but mean exactly the same?

9/11 and 11/9 - darkest days in American history

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What kind of ring is the least exciting?

A BOring

What should you do when freedom calls?

Let it ring.

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What does the date inside of a wedding ring stand for?

best before...

What did the mushroom say on his dating profile?

I'm a fungi!